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Darkghost
28th January 2009, 08:03 PM
Hey one of the Girls over at SWPR Posted this a while back i just had to show yas!! Lmao. (typical)

Irish Ghost Story

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road
hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The
night was rolling on and no car went by. ; The storm was so strong he
could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly
coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without
thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door - only to
realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on.

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a
curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of no where
through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror,
watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed
him.

Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road,
so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and
out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the
horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when
everybody realized he was crying and wasn't drunk.

Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark
and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar , one said
to the other, 'Look Paddy, there's that fooking idiot that got in the
car while we were pushing it!'

Darkghost
28th January 2009, 10:37 PM
Both of these are funny as hell.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlj74b88WJE

garretbyrne
29th January 2009, 09:05 PM
hahaha lol good one..

Traze
30th January 2009, 10:24 AM
q-- What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With Two Bees

A-- Boobees

Heheheh

Traze
30th January 2009, 10:31 AM
Hi Matt thanks for sharing them videos with us they where are you said so funny.:clap2:
Both of these are funny as hell.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlj74b88WJE

David
30th January 2009, 03:00 PM
q-- What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With Two Bees

A-- Boobees

Heheheh

:giveup: I give please no more bad jokes!!! lol

Traze
30th January 2009, 03:30 PM
haha i found your weakness david lol BAD JOKES:scare:

Traze
30th January 2009, 05:41 PM
"question" WHAT'S A GHOST'S FAVOURITE DRINK

"answer" SPIRITS

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"question" Why have graveyards got walls around them

"answer" because everyone is dieing to get into them
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SpookyDom
30th January 2009, 09:39 PM
:scare:Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death ... we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

David
30th January 2009, 09:52 PM
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "Oh, that's sad... Uh, that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your friggin' cat!"

David
30th January 2009, 09:53 PM
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

David
30th January 2009, 09:55 PM
Show's You're Thinking

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?" "None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four", said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well", said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No", said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking.

Traze
30th January 2009, 10:39 PM
Loved them david lol more more lol:clap2:

Traze
30th January 2009, 11:41 PM
Have a flyer here with prints for t_shirts. some of them are so funny so had to share them with you guys.

Im sure your inner beauty
more than compensates
for the way you look

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SHHHH my voices are arguing again
and i am trying to listen in

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I'm so excited i could just kick a puppy

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i Don't give a feck who your father is
do not walk on the water whille i am fishing.

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if you can read this the b###h fell off
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ok that is just a few of a whole sheat i have hear and there clean lol so that is all i could put up or you guys would really think i am gone in the head

Darkghost
1st February 2009, 10:01 PM
oh man those little johnny jokes kick ass!! :clap2: lmao